Douglas and Dragons

The guys fight a hideous monster in the serpentfolk caverns!

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The guys try to convince the town’s new, stubborn mayor to prepare the town’s defenses.

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The guys head back to Wolf’s Ear to help the town ready defenses before Grokka’s invading army arrives.

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The final showdown with Malgunta and Kezoduum on the prehistoric demiplane concludes!

Thanks for your patience, everybody! We seem to be back to a regular schedule of games and editing, so hopefully we’ll have a long time before any more gaps between episodes!

The second of Malugnta’s sisters attacks!

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Popping open sarcophagi, followed by some visitors in the night.

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The guys are in a stand off with the cloud castle guard! Will they be able to avoid bloodshed? Do they even want to? Also, the guys load up on new gear, things get greasy, and sparky grows up fast.

Something sneaks up on the guys on the dance floor! Will Mrs Jenkins ever see again? Watch out for the guy carrying the log!

The crew takes on the creature responsible for building the blasphemous shadow temple!

The Shadow Dragons’ battle with the blasphemous herecite continues!

Daenlyn’s side trek into the Plane of Shadow continues, as he and his new found allies investigate the evil reflection of the temple of Shelyn.

The crew fights a vicious wind creature, debate on Ghim’s value as a follower, and listen to music that echoes through the mountains.

The journey inside Crying Eye Mountain continues! Quick question: Is it cool to call it day and take an 8 hour rest at 10 am? Asking for a friend.

Who has a dang torch? The guys enter the hidden dwarven tunnels at the base of Crying Eye Mountain, and they find the residents to be less than friendly.

The guys fight a magical beast on a frozen lake. Then Quoven has a disturbing experience.

The crew continues their journey to Crying Eye Mountain along with their new companion. Things are getting ominous, and have a predilection towards being encased in ice.

The party gets to know their newest ally, a young looking blue skin woman that everyone refers to as “the old hermit.” Also, the guys find out that the northern terrorbird is a mount that takes a lot of getting used to.

The guys have their worthiness tested at the temple of Irori, and Haz’s patience is tested by DP’s new friend.

While the rest of the crew subdues their quarry, O’Shea Jackson Human Fighter is left alone with Sylvester Olasz, the man who was covering for the crew’s target, and his bodyguard Amur, a catfolk assassin. What could possibly go wrong?

As they head towards Eagle Wing Mountain, the guys are reminded that they have already made some enemies in these mountains. After that, the guys arrive in the small village of Mincover and get straight to business. Will they deliver justice? Or will they get sent to human resources to watch some videos?

The guys try to make their way through the mountains without getting lost, and without getting killed. Also, some context for a recent encounter and with it a new goal.

The crew gets into the toughest fight of their lives! But first they come across someone lost in the frozen wilderness who wants their help. Also, seriously, we get way too deep into this horse conversation at the beginning. But don’t worry, it gets resolved by the end of the episode.

Quoven makes a choice and takes a big risk, betting on earning the title, Lord of the Skies. But, do his friends think the risk is too great?

While still trying to figure out their spooning order, the guys get an unwelcome visitor to their camp.

Welcome back to the Realm of Douglas and Dragons with this extra long episode! The guys travel through the Varisian countryside to the mountains to find the Amulet of Kkal Ohm Han before Grokka the Cruel does!

The town is saved, or is it? A black plume of smoke fills the night sky to the north. Are the Erastil priests safe, or is it true that Elder Bermont is in league with the werewolves?

The guys witness a civilian get turned into a werewolf, and have to decide whether to try to save him or to dispatch the beast. Also, a showdown with one of the big bad werewolf leaders!

The guys continue to make their way to the town hall under the full moon, dispatching werewolves as they go. Luckily, they get some surprise help from the care center’s newest residents.

Night descends on the town of Wolf’s Ear and the full moon rises. Will the night pass quietly for the boys, or is the entire town about to erupt in terror?

The guys spend the morning in the town center, hungover. Daenlyn attempts to charm the herbalist while the others pick up some silver weapons. Then, it’s Abjurant Day!

In this episode, Quoven the monk makes a fashion statement, O’Shea comforts a bad girl, and Daenlyn uses the diagnostic toe technique.

The guys deal with the aftermath of a fight with some of Wolf’s Ear’s newest residents. Quoven finds a wicked kung fu sword and introduces himself to some of the other residents, and the town guard introduce themselves to the guys.

The town of Wolf’s Ear has had a lot of newcomers because of trouble to the north, and they’ve brought their own troubles along with them. Oshea the fighter, Hazarmaveth the wizard, Daenlyn the cleric and Quoven the monk get their first taste of the rough side of town.

With a newly acquired crate full of gold, the guys set out to take care of a little business. Daenlyn and O’Shea do some banking, and Quoven gets a fancy coat! Also, Haz likes to talk shit to fellow wizards.

The guys make friends with two Erastil worshipers who want to expose and destroy the werewolves living secretly in Wolf’s Ear. Also, drug trafficking, sideburns, and a pretty painting!

Martinsen, the owner of the cabin that the PCs defended against werewolves, shows up after their fight. He and the PCs just don’t get along. Also, a chase through the woods! And, do the guys FINALLY get out of the forest?!?!

Almost to Wolf’s Ear, the crew stopped at an empty cabin to rest for the night. The forest, however, doesn’t rest at night.

The guys are fighting a wasp the size of a horse, two rhino-size dire boars and now something else is coming. Also, the guys come across a local farmer’s harvest, and it’s impressive.

The aftermath! After a bit of witch compelled infighting, the crew is back on the road. But the inner conflict isn’t over. Who’s going to turn Quoven the chihuahua back into a person? Does anyone really want to? Can a ten pound dog do a spin kick?

The big fight among the players finally happens!!! … sort of. With the party separated, we needed a narrator to describe what’s happening for the listeners. Give it up for Brad!

Get the kibble! Quoven the monk is a chihuahua and he’s looking for vengence! The crew has run into a witch that’s much more than a match for them. How will they escape? How will they survive?

It’s a milestone, y’all! The crew has dispatched the denizens of this mysterious tower, so they begin to search the structure. Later, they find out exactly what the creatures of the forest think of them, because they flat out tell them. Woof woof.

As a bonus to our listeners, here’s a full rez version of the map John made that we used in eps 49 and 50! : http://johnbunger.com/douglasanddragons/map2_full_giveaway.jpg

After finding an ancient ruin in the Churlwood Forest, the crew investigates. This place has incredible magic potential, but it’s also now the home of a hunter…

The crew gets to know one of the forest locals. Should they be nice, or get far, far away? Also, there’s a structure, made of stone, a half a mile off course…

Finally, we’re back! A large predator breaks off of it’s pursuit when it senses the crew nearby. Luckily, Quoven is ready to kick off this fight! And later, and intruder is spotted in the camp. What could it want?

The crew makes it up a ridge in time to avoid what sounds like a large creature. After going back and forth whether to investigate, they come across a super stash of something that makes O’Shea and Stan happy. But does all of this lead to disaster?

The Churlwood forest is whispering to our heroes, and it’s freaking them out! Just stuff as much moss in your ears as you can, and get that Hazarmabjorn ready for Glenn! Only Fistina can save us now! And sorry, Adam Carolla, there’s still no room for you in the adventuring party.

After some strangeness during the night, the crew heads into the Churlwood Pass. Meanwhile, a psychedelic pancake hangover is still affecting Quoven and the crew needs to figure out what to do with him. Also, blueberries or blue berries? There is a big difference.

O’Shea, Daenlyn, Stan, Glenn and Hazarmaveth are dragging a sick, unconscious Quoven with them down the beach when they’re attacked! Also, Stan’s feelings for Kylessa are complicated. And, hear Alan’s impression of Fozzy Bear on whip-its doing Roy Orbison singing Toni Braxton! Good times all over!

In the aftermath of the sahuagin attack, the crew must deal with a sinking ship. Will they make it to shore, or is this going to become a podcast about feeding fish at the bottom of the sea?!?!

Ok, life-lubbers! Get to know the players a little better at the beginning of this episode! Then, find out if the guys or the ship can survive the attacks of the mutant sahuagin, who’s taking down sailors left and right!

The Sahuagin attack is in full swing, and the Salty Jewel is in the danger zone! Dae Dae does his best to keep it all together while O’Shea and Stan do their best Scooby and Shaggy routine. Kylessa doesn’t appreciate the guys antics and lets them know. Hazarmaveth doesn’t take any of this sitting down and goes on the offensive, even when he’s not fully committed to standing up. Cannons are blasting, arrows are flying, men go overboard, and one of the party members dies!

When the boat is a rockin’ don’t come without a high reflex save! It’s a special St. Paddy’s Day episode… sort of! Listen to the sound of the Witch’s Finger in action! Feel the fright that drives O’Shea Jackson to freak out! Have you heart warmed when Stan M. L. Chin professes his love for Kylessa! Be disconcerted by Sam Elliot’s mustache free face! And of course, get anxious with Jason when the tokens aren’t exactly where they’re supposed to be on our Roll20 map! “Don’t let me die, Glenn!” “Did I ook that?”

Hey hey hey, there is a huge dragon turtle aimed right at the crew! The guys get the catapult and ballista rolling, but will it be enough to stop the 4 armed mutant sahuagin prince and his minions before they ram the ship?

After dealing with some bunyips using seige weaponry, the crew deals with a pukey Glenn Fizzgig. So long custom track suit. The guys then talk to the captain about the sahuagin menace. Also, learn how the female members of The Salty Jewel’s crew react to Stan and O’Shea’s come-ons, and Dae Dae’s strong stance on cats! And what the hell is that huge thing floating in the distance?

It’s a very musical episode of Douglas and Dragons! The guys continue fighting the sahuagin prince and his minions, but is this only a taste of what’s to come? Also, gambling, spooning, kegels, crossbows and catapults!

The ship to Riddleport is attacked by denizens of the sea! Do the fellas have their sealegs under them enough to fight off the threat?

… and yeah, classy title. We know.

While visiting Stan’s secret patch, he and O’Shea discover an opportunity to stop the slavers for good. Kylessa’s back, but the rest of the crew doesn’t trust her.

The gang is back! After a glimpse into the past, the crew must decide whether to go looking for a dragon or to leave it be. Also, interrogations, drunkenness, arm wrestling, and the reappearance of someone who hasn’t been seen in a long time!

The crew sets off through the swamp to Stan M. L. Chin’s home.

Even spring cleaning is an ordeal for the Douglas and Dragons crew! Spider webs, wasp nests and human bones; it all needs to go!

The one who brought evil to Gerold Manor has been vanquished, but is it too late to lift the curse of undeath that persists in this place?

More skeletons and more bone shaking action! Does the crew finally unlock the mysteries of Gerold Manor? Does it have something to do with the mumbling shadow creature that is trying to kill them?

With the smell of freshly grilled troll hanging in the air, the crew continues through the caverns under Gerold manor in search for Quoven.

A software glitch cut off the end of the ep, but fortunately nothing important happened. Doug and John b.s. for an hour at the end in an attempt to make up for the error.

The crew has entered the secret tunnels below Gerold Manor. Behind a cloak of magical darkness one of the guys suddenly disappears! The remaining adventurers hunt for their companion. However, something that has been buried for a long time rises, costing the party valuable time!

Giant spiders converge on the campsite post taco party! Are these the same 8-legged freaks that took control of the kitchen, or is it only the first wave of many? Will the crew survive long enough to explore the hidden tunnels in the basement?

These attack bonuses go to 11! Mayhem in the cellar of the Gerold family manor, as the crew deals with some surprises. And later, campfire taco party!

The crew gets closer to unlocking the puzzle of Gerold Manor’s history. But first, the corpse of a cleric of Zon-Kuthon, the brother of Daenlyn’s goddess Shelyn, rises to attack the party!

More house cleaning and more skeletons! The guys are finding that a lot has been going on here in the last 10 years besides giant wasps moving in.

So, almost every room in this place is going to have something inside waiting to kill the players, yeah? Yeah, pretty much.

It’s time to assess the property value of this woodland manor and maybe liven this place up. It’s dead in here!

The party fights off a giant toad and a frog man, and then finds the wilderness manor they are looking for. Only it looks like something other than people have been living there…

Not content with a stall in the market, the boys decide that it’s time to set up a base of operations. Perhaps a nice place in the wilderness just outside of town?

The adventurers are off to the Bazaar!!! They make connections and an open up a potion/arm wrestling stand across from a surely Mage. Then they are tested by the Doom Sayers!!! #Bazaarmaveth

Quoven is back, and O’Shea’s junior high pal Daenlyn Oakhallow (or Day Day as O’Shea calls him) joins the party. Also, giant pet snakes.

After staring death in the eye, Quoven needs some time to himself. Will he find any leads on his missing brother? How much should a wheelbarrow full of apples really cost? Do reefclaws taste best with clarified butter?